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Welcome to Kountze Memorial Lutheran Church

CONVERSATION WITH GOD

  Jesus
and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer,
and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the
bickering.

  Fed up, God said, “
THAT'S  IT!
I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results,
I will judge who does the better
job.”
 
    So Satan and Jesus sat down
at their keyboards and typed away. 
They moused, faxed, e-mailed, and downloaded. 
They did spreadsheets, wrote reports, created labels and
cards.
 
   Ten minutes before their time was up,  lightning
flashed, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off!  Satan only stared at his blank screen
and Jesus just sighed.
 
  When the electricity was finally
restored, each of them restarted their computers. 
Satan started searching
frantically, screaming “It's gone! It's all GONE! 
I lost everything  when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all of his files from the past two hours of
work.
 
   Satan observed this and became  irate.
“Wait!” he screamed. “He cheated! How come he has all his work and I
don't have any?”  

God just  shrugged and said,                                    
      “JESUS  SAVES”
!



  

CHILDREN SPEAK
HOW CHILDREN PERCEIVE THEIR GRANDPARENTS

 

Little Luther's getting ready for Easter

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